Cyanide soup

anonymous-yule-log:

this is the most accurate description of Homestuck.

anonymous-yule-log:

this is the most accurate description of Homestuck.

(Source: shiny-porygon, via dirkyshipper)

skeifire:

officiallybored:

skeifire:

officiallybored:

skeifire:

skeifire:

Oh no, not another one of these.

Hello one, hello all! Welcome to the “I’m a Homestuck with too much fabric and a little bit of money” Giveaway!

The giveaway will end on August 31st. You’ve got a lot of time and a lot to win, so why not reblog?

WHAT YOU CAN WIN:

1st Prize:

— 1 Godtier Hoodie (pullover)
— 1 Kid / Troll Shirt
— Chancellor L.B. OR Lady C.S.
— 1 handmade GCat
— 1 custom Scalemate
— 2 custom Squiddles
— 1 scarf (Roxy or Eridan)

2nd Prize:

— 1 Godtier Hoodie (pullover)
— Leftover: Chancellor L.B. OR Lady C.S.
— 1 custom Scalemate
— 1 custom Squiddle
— Leftover: 1 scarf

3rd Prize:

— 1 Kid / Troll Shirt
— Leftover: Custom Scalemate / Scarf (if applicable)
— 1 custom Squiddle

RULES:

1. You must be following me to win. I’m going to be hand-making the scalemates, squiddles, and scarves that you can win, so I’d appreciate a little love in return!
2. Your askbox needs to be open! If you don’t respond to my message within three days, I’ll pick another winner. That’s just how the cookie crumbles!
3. You need to be comfortable giving me your address. I do solemnly swear I am not here to prey on vulnerable young children on the internet. Pinky promise.

TERMS:

1. Likes and reblogs both count! Feel free to do so as many times as you want. Just don’t spam your followers. Thanx.
2. No giveaway blogs. Sorry!
3. INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING YASS
4. If you follow my (quality) Homestuck blog, I’ll love you forever. AND you’ll gain access to a super secret mystery prize, should you be one of any of my three winners!

Good luck to you all, and see you on the flip side!

If this post gets over 3,000 notes (or I reach 1,000 followers, whichever happens first), I’ll tack on an Erisolsprite scarf, I’ll include troll pins in the first place prize, and I’ll consider posting pictures of the super secret mystery prizes!

I’ve never followed someone so fast…

Do I get a prize for being the person you followed the fastest? :D :D :D

Oh God… I was not expecting a response, haha. Uhh… uhhhhh… yea, I got nothing. Friends? :D

If you open up your ask box, sure! ^^

The Best April Fools’ Prank (That I Shall Ever Do)

jabberwockyx:

justatiltedlamp:

Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.

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So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?

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My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.

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Letters were posted. All was well.

Until this happened…

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What the-?

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This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

(via soloporsertu)

xpsychohogx:

$10 commission pixel for nepetafancy! (godtier design credit)

dank u for commissioning me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

commission info

(via fefeta-spriters)

gasaisyuno:

I’m Mako Mankanshoku. I may be an underachiever, but I do have a name.

(via kat-nox)

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